LONG TROUT WINE LIST
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RED GRAPES
Hippietage | $20.00
“Righty Rooney,” this cab is really ”fruity” – bone dry with distinctive notes of Strawberry Pie?
Purple Craze | $20.00
This “fab cab” is a solid quaff! Nab this cab and you won’t be able to imbibe e-naff!
Immaculate Hoe (dry) | $20.00
Like the spring flowers, this hoe will come and go before you know! Hoe “mer” Hoe!
Smoke on the Water (semi-dry) | $16.00
Finally, you can enjoy your “after dinner” cigar, with your smokin’ red wine, right at the table without offending your guests – have a cigar… Ur gonna go far!
Bon Aire Grave’ (semi) | $17.00
It’s a “Vernacular Dilemma”…Phonetically annunciated using wine-bonics – (bō’nər) (grā’vē) – It goes in straight but comes out “wavy,” just like the 60’s gravy. Try this hippie bippie mix… Medium dry blackberry & grape (Wine-bonics tells us the “t” is silent… swing low)
Granny’s Toast (Concord) (semi-sweet) | $13.00
A real crowd pleaser. Just like Granny’s jelly, except you don’t spread this one.
Dark & Disturbing | $15.00
Reminiscent of some of your daughter’s boyfriends, this classic “snake oil” exudes cherry/berry notes. Put your nose’ on this slick rose’.
The Box It Came In | $5.00
A “one of a kind” treasure was “temp”orarily stored it in until alas, it was lost. Now all that remains is the sweet “Box it came in!”
Dirty Knees (Baco Noir) (sweet) | $15.00
Could be from gardening or digging for treasure…by some other measure – could simply be from giving pleasure. “Yo!”…A full-bodied med. – give it a try.
WHITE GRAPES
Afternoon Delight (Pinot Gris) (dry) | $15.00
Thinkin`bout you’s working up my appetite, Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight… Skyrockets in flight!
The Girls (Vignoles) (semi) | $18.00
This bodacious wine is always a great pairing.
Cosmic Charisma (White grape blend) (sweet) | $15.00
You may have a couple of good points, but this beauty has charisma. Like the rings of Saturn and Uranus – it’s cosmically delicious.
Afternoon Delight (Pinot Gris) (sweet) | $15.00
Thinkin`bout you’s working up my appetite, Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight… Skyrockets in flight!
Slowly I Turned (Niagara) | $15.00
Curly would “Soitenly” take a beating from Moe to get up close and personal with a bottle of this fruity juice. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK
FRUIT WINES
We All Live in a Yellow Nectarine | $13.00
Succulent “dead ripe” fruit, dripping with Sweet Nectar… Calling All Hummingbirds, you’ll want to stick your beaks into a bottle of this heavenly ferment.
Stuck in My Thumb Plum | $13.00
Pulled out a plum, Oh what a good boy am I! Better in a bottle than in a pie.
Hung Tongue Plum (White Ozark Plums) | $13.00
Large tie dye spheres, brimming with love juice deliver a sweet palate punch with a lingering tart deep throat wallop
Sour Cherriola | $12.00
Remember the sour cherry tree by the creek when you were a young whippersnapper? Close your eyes and relive this classic smell and taste. This time you won’t have to spit the pit.
Morning Wood | $14.00
My Pappy used to sit in bars for hours with Harvey Wallbanger. He’d call my Mom & say, “Don’t chop no wood – Pappa’s comin’ home with a load” – sometimes he’d get home in the morning.
Carapple (Apple) | $12.00
Eve’s apple was a forbidden fruit. Long Trout’s apple is formidable fruit..up front sweet & fruity. On the back tart peel. Eat this apple inside out for the “Real Deal!”
Shine On Apricot | $13.00
Like crazy diamonds and dead rock legends, this orchard sweety will keep you hangin’ on.
BERRY WINES
Bell Bottom Blueberry (dry) | $18.00
This full-body medium dry blueberry is trying to catch a “cab”.
Bell Bottom Blueberry (sweet) | $18.00
This full-body sweet blueberry is trying to catch a “cab”.
Waskully Wraspberry Red | $16.00
Like a handful of fresh-picked berries, this will grab your tongue by its roots, will make a party in your pants, and make your taste buds dance.
Black Hole Blackberry | $13.00
Captain Fred navigates thru this sea of (black) holes and takes you “Nowhere Man.” In one side of the black hole, out the other-if it flows, it goes!
Old Man Elderberry | $14.00
Most likely the first homemade wine you ever tried. This timeless classic is robust and vigorous, and in some remote circles is touted as “Nature’s Broom.”
Forever Strawberry Fields | $14.00
Let me take you down… nothing is real… except the incredible nose and bursting flavor. The strawberries will surround and astound you.
Daytripper (Currant) | $14.00
This one-way ticket will surely get you halfway there.
The Captain’s Log (Boysenberry) | $15.00
Star date 6 wine 9… Uhura was ordered to down some of the Captain’s Log, dock with Spock, raise Bones & clean Scotty’s bagpipes.
Lus-T-Berry (Teaberry) | $14.00
Picture the little Hippie Gnomes going out at midnight with gunny sack and flashlight in hand to harvest the mythical yet mystical berries at their peak of ripeness. A minty fresh alleged aphrodisiac that will satisfy even Monica.
CHOCOLATE WINES
Berried in Chocolate (Chocolate Berry Blend) | $19.00
A tasty full-bodied berry blend just dripping with dark & milk chocolate – sure to get the juices flowing.
Instant ‘O’ (Chocolate Strawberry) | $16.00
Waves of pleasure will ripple across your palate when you taste this delightful combo of strawberries and milk chocolate.
Heavy Breather (Chocolate Orange) | $14.00
Like a dog on a choker, this combo is breathtaking.
SPECIALTY WINES
Old One Eye (Garden Medley) | $12.00
Like drinking a salad, this complex creation will smooth out your Bloody Mary to garden-fresh perfection. This also makes a terrific salsa martini. Great with cheese.
Yellow Snow | $12.00
Hot pepper wine with a hint of garlic. Watch out, that’s where the huskies go. This spicy sauce will sure get you howlin’. It’s a real smoker!